disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again  (via 4bstract-elegance)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(via 4bstract-elegance)

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
Hahahahs
codeinewarrior: richgaaaang: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these what are these frozen syrup (via spotifylistener)

codeinewarrior:

richgaaaang:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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what are these

frozen syrup

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nudqe: "white people can’t danc-" "white people can’t twer-" (via givingblowjobs)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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